Over the years, Osyth has claimed to have been given many titles for his deeds, adventures and general amazingness. In fact, he seems to have so many titles, that he almost always seems to find one to fit any given conversation.
Some might suspect that Osyth gave all of these titles to himself, but he'd vehemently deny such an accusation. He’d surely point out that people are just jealous that he's got so many. And if they want more, they ought to be more fantastic, like him!
Below is a small sample of the many such titles he claims to have been attributed to him. This is by no means a complete list, because as with many things, the list grows and shrinks depending on just how pretty the girl he's talking to is. It's usually very long though... which incidentally is one of his many titles: Osyth the Long.
Osyth the...
- Adventurer
- Bard
- Bear
- Bear-wrestler
- Big
- Brave
- Bringer of intense conclusions
- Bringer of moisture
- Broad
- Champion
- Charming
- Clever
- Courageus
- Dashing
- Defiler of pretty girls
- Dragon-slayer
- Exceptional
- Exciting
- Fantastic
- Fertile
- Gallant
- Giver of strong sons and pretty daughters
- Glorious
- Golden
- Hairy
- Hammer
- Handsome
- Heroic
- Honest
- Honourable
- Hungry
- Husband-dodger
- Immense
- Impatient
- Impregnator
- Just so damned handsome
- Kind to young lasses with perk bosoms
- Kingly
- Long
- Long and thick
- Lover of pussy cats
- Lustful
- Majestic
- Master Mater
- Mighty
- Muscular
- Never drunk
- Oak
- One who goes ALL night long
- Patient
- Pilaf lover
- Poet
- Prince
- Quick
- Randy
- Singer of sweet songs
- Stallion
- Strong
- Talented
- Tender and thorough lover
- Thigh Trembler
- Triumphant
- Undefeated
- Untamed
- Very good in bed
- Well hung
- Wild
- Wise
- Wrestler
