OOC: Don't really know why, just got this idea earlier when someone posted in /world about digging rocks. So here is Born under Goblin Town - the song of a Goblin digger just going "I digs, it's what I do!"
If you want to use it in-game, please drop a line to me so I know!
Born down under Goblin Town,
the first kick I took was when I hit the ground.
End up eating to much cavern fish,
till you spend half your life hating every dish.
Born under Goblin Town, I was born under Goblin Town.
I was Born under Goblin Town, born under Goblin Town.
Got in a little orcish jam,
so they put a shovel in my hand.
Sent me off to dig in tunnel far,
slave master just went "Har, Har, Har!"
Born under Goblin Town, I was born under Goblin Town.
I was Born under Goblin Town, born under Goblin Town.
Asked the kitchen for a proper meal,
Cook said "Digger, if it was up to me".
Went down to se my slave master,
he said, "Digger, don't you understand?"
Met a dwarf pickaxe in his hand,
grumpy slave captured overland.
Had a goat he loved in Thorin's Hall,
claimed the thing it stood 6 feet tall.
Down in the shadow of the prison pen,
Out by the entrance to Gollum's den,
I'm ten years digging down this tunnel road,
Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go.
Born under Goblin Town, I was born under Goblin Town.
I was Born under Goblin Town, I'm a long gone digger under Goblin Town.
Born under Goblin Town, I was born under Goblin Town.
Born under Goblin Town, I'm a rock smashing digger under Goblin Town.

