Once upon a time there was a hobbit called Bobberry.
Bobberry Oddtoes, to be precise.
Or to be more precise, he was of the family Hardtoes
But he was always considered a bit odd, and so folk called him Oddtoes instead
He lived on the edge of Bindbole wood, away from other hobbits
Which suited the hobbits in Overhill fine
As Bobbery seemed to like running through the woods
Making strange hooting noses, shouting "I'm an oliphant!"
