Lancogard

 Being a letter from Applecider Bolingbroke, to Lancogard North-Took, Deputy-Shirriff of the Northfarthing – Salutations, and all me respects to the honorable Bounders: May their paperwork forever be minimal.

Being a letter from Applecider Bolingbroke, to Lancogard North-Took,  Deputy-Shirriff of the Northfarthing – Salutations, and all me respects to the honorable Bounders: May their tasty fried-dough pastries be forever in abundance.

Being a letter from Applecider Bolingbroke, dispatched via Quick-Post from her lodgings at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, The Shire, to Lancogard North-Took, Hon. Deputy-Shirriff of the Northfarthing.

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Being the continued record of Applecider Bolingbroke, for debriefing & delineation by the Honorable Bounders, once I've finished this drink ...

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Being the continued record of Applecider Bolingbroke, for debriefing & delineation by the Honorable Bounders at the Hunt’s conclusion ... (*ow*....) ....

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The Plan were bold an’ simple, an’ it could only have been had by a Bounder. 

Being the continued record of Applecider Bolingbroke, for debriefing & delineation by the Honorable Bounders at the Hunt’s conclusion … (unless can somehow con Lance into handling the official particulars) …. 

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Being the record of Applecider Bolingbroke, cunningly coded in shorthand, for debriefing & delineation by the Honorable Bounders at the Hunt’s conclusion … (unless get very lucky, and can avoid paperwork) …. 

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