"Unbelievable" Raffles muttered, for maybe the fifth time in as many minutes, as he watched the three goblins bickering.
"It's wearing my hat... my actual hat" almost trying to convince himself that what he was seeing was real as he crept closer...
"Ow comes you strutting around like the Goblin King with that 'at on eh?"
"Shut up, you're just jealous... it wouldn't look as good on you anyway" responded the hat wearer curtly
"I dont reckon it counts as official uniform" sniffed another
