Oh, South Farthing is such a fine country
It has many fine homesteads to see
It is home of the Old Toby pipeweed
And a place where I long soon to be
I'd love to go down to South Farthing
But it looks like I'll just have to wait
For the Mayor has been terribly beastly
And has locked up the South Farthing Gate
Now he said he's just following orders
That were given by Shiriff T. Bine
Well, I'd like to go meet this odd fellow
And give him a piece of my mind!
